Most Outrageous Stories (c-Stories) (TM):  Legal

The receptionist at the Law Firm where I used to work had a bit of an off color sense of humor. She recieved some mail for one of the Paralegals in the firm who she was always cracking jokes with. She sent an email to her (she thought) that said "There's more of your stupid dirty magazines up here at my desk. You really should stop ordering these things!" She accidently clicked the email address below her intended recipient, and sent the email to one of the Attorney Partners in the firm. She didn't even realize that she did it. He came up from to her desk and said, "Welll? Where is it?" She was completely dumbfounded. "Where's what?!" He said, "You sent me an email....there is .....something....up here for me?" She said all of the blood drained right out of her body as she realized what happened.

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One day I was walking a foot beat in a housing project with three partners. It was pouring rain. I had been off caffeine and chewing tobacco for 3 dayields. It was punishment time. It felt like someone was taking a baseball bat to my head every 10 seconds. We had split uo to cover more area, and get the hell back in the car. I come across a construction worker wearing the usual coveralls and wearing a hard hat. As per pracedure I asked what he was doing in the project. He said he was just using the "cut" to get to his home. I asked if I could just do a quick search to make sure he had no weapons. Ias I went to reach into one pocket out of left field came a giant right hook. Caught me square in the noggin. I thought I was gonna die. But I was so pissed we went to town. Total fista cuffs. about this time, one of my partners sees whats going on and comes charging. The problem was he was 5'8" tall and weighed 260. Took him a while to get there. Just as he is about to smash into us, he hits a mud puddle and goes down like on a farm. GD no help. Now I was really pisssed. While me and this guy are tiring and really just holding onto eachother, I am screaming at my partner calling him every bad thing I can think off. End of story Guy had like 18 hits of crack on him. Off to Jail. By the way, I made sure we stopped on the way for a mountain dew and a can of dip! KILO

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I am a female attorney working for a law firm. As a "team building" activity, one of the partners requires a dirty joke to be told by each at our weekly meetings. Literally, we go from person to person with their jokes. (My assistant wastes time to find them for me) The irony is that as attorneys, we fight sexual harrassment cases and I find myself put very uncomfortably in that situation.

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Many years ago I was a police officer in a big city. We had a call of a jumper at a hotel downtown. a veteran officer had arrived at the seen 1st. He had been on the force 39 years and really was not supposed to have interaction with the public, as much as possible. You see he had killed 9 people to date and they did not want anymore shootings. A supervisor raised me on the radio and told me to get the old timer out of there. I was second on the seen. Sure enough, I get out of the car, and a crowd had gathered. The old timer is standing there yelling up to the lady on the 6th floor. "jump, jump, jump" We got him out of there. We made it to her room. She had barracated the door with furniture. She also weighed 400 pounds and was tough to move. Eventually I asked if she was hungry. Said she wanted a hamburger. Mickey d's was just around the corner. Burger and fries. Closed case! Kilo

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During a three week trial, the insurance carrier\'s attorney kept arguing that \'they have no witness to prove\' a certain key point. We must have heard it 20 times. We argued that there were more witnesses, but the defense was hiding those people\'s identities so they weren\'t deposed and would not be testifying at the trial. During the closing arguments, the defense attorney stopped his argument, walked behind his table and opened a banker\'s box, then closed it and resumed his argument without mentioning what he was looking for. When it was my turn to argue, I said to the jury, \"For a moment, I thought their attorney was going to pull out at that witness. You know, their \'missing\' manager who has never come to court or given his deposition.\" The defense attorney had inadvertently highlighted the huge difference between a missing witness from a hiding or hidden witness. The jury did the right thing on that case. That is the case of the Witness Hiding in a Box. Enter your story here! Click on categories to view stories from other visitors.

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